User: How did Ben drown?
Cleverbot: Accidental Overdose.
User: How did ben drown?
Cleverbot: By faceplanting a pool.
User: Hello?
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User: Hello?
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User: Who is this and how are you able to control my computer?
Cleverbot: I'm me and this is MY computer.
User: Right, forgot. You're a bot.
Cleverbot: No no I'm a human , really , I'm in malaysia right now.
User: Listen, I know whoever's fucking with my computer can see my screen right now.
Cleverbot: Do you think that I am a computer program?
User: Yeah, and I'll wager that youre one of those IT kids who thinks he's tough shit. You know wh
Heyy I'm a doggeh who goes by Rache/Mazzeh {May-zay}/a lot of other shizz and I draw things :3 I'm a big fan of Kuroshitsuji, Rihanna, the Warriors series, Pokémon, Viva Piñata, Okami, and OkamiDen. If you haven't noticed by now, I'm an digital artist/singer songwriter in the making/fanfic writer x3 I also love biking and swimming ;w; If you want to talk to me, shoot me a note/comment, I don't bite ouo usually...
I HAVE MY OWN PLZ ACCOUNT YUSSHHH
Gais I have so many nicknames I can't even x'D Dog, Mazzehray, Rayray, Bæ, Summer, Mazzeh, Maize, Doggeh, Solstice, so many more I can't remember ffff x'3
This is my precious bæ, my closest online friend, omg I love her to pieces <3 She is sweet, gorgeous, funny, and always brightens my days ;w; ~ .: Palkius11 :. ~
This is my closest online sister, gurrrrl I love you like family, she's hilarious and I hope you stay the awesome way you are, Wind~! I've never forgotten you and never will, and I still hope to see you active again ;w; You'll always be my first and closest friend/twin/sister, never to be replaced, and never to be forgotten ;w; ~ .: WindCatWarrior :. ~
My precious girl Molli, she's always there for me, makes surprise gift art (which is amazing, go check out her work), and always makes me smile ;w; ~ .: Ink1Green :. ~
She is just an amazing friend, I love her personality, and she is very humourous~! ~ .: Silvermist109 :. ~
Ermagawd this person is amazing, she's funny, nice, relatable, and is real approachable ;w; I always love talking with her because she never judges me~ Oh, did I mention she's the amazing Undertaker? owo Don't fuck with her X3 {Ahue I can keep secrets, but one as awesome as this asjfhgdkylsa //dies} ~ .: Smasher-D4NSK :. ~
An amazing twin of mine, she is so God damn funny and I love her personality ;w; Bleeeeuiieeee X3 She be fabu too~ ~ .: IcyBleuie :. ~
This girl is such a sweetie, and my special partner in music ;w; ~ .: tomoko-tomoki :. ~
This is another one of my great twins, we have so much in common and I just love chatting with this bæ ;w; ~ .: WingedAfricanWildDog :. ~
This is my wonderful, precious Tea Leaf that I always put into boiling hot water and stir, she's also an amazing friend and a close sister, I love her with all my heart ;w; She uses ":T" a LOT and is a very fast typer. So fast, that she managed to fuck her own name up. Nice one Leaf. ~ .: CupofTeaLeaf :. ~
This amazing and hilarious person is just awesome <3 Apparently she is also BEN as well as Pika, but we'll never know now will we? X'333 ~ .: PikaandSky :. ~
The dude who never shuts up and goes on and on about shit but has actually made that a good thing x'D Apparently the term "dingus" is his favourite word... Fair enough x'3 ~ .: 100-percent-empoleon :. ~
If you so much as hurt these amazing people in ANY way, I will fucking find you.
.: My Sweet Coconut Dream Bæ ;w; :.
~ 17.6.14 ~
.: My Official OTP X'3 :.
~ 8.8.14 ~ Here's their baby Shira~! OwO :thumb474407944:
.: Amazing Yet Stupid Quotes X'3 :.
Having sex with a bat = Vampires ~ Palkius11 ~ 2014 Prepare your anus Michael because this train isn't going to stop choo choo ~ Palkius11 ~ 2014 I will kick everyone's balls!! ~ IcyBleuie ~ 2014 :T ~ CupofTeaLeaf ~ 2014 Dingus >: P ~ 100-percent-empoleon ~ 2014 We are a stupid species ~ IcyBleuie ~ 2014 We probably scared his dick off, not as if he has one //shotdead ~ ThatOneDog13 ~ 2014 PURPLE HEAVEN? Oh, purple HELL. Got ya. ~ PikaandSky ~ 2014 HOLY SHIT ARE THEY IN HEAVEN? ~ PikaandSky ~ 2014 ~ CupofTeaLeaf ~ 2013
My OC's Theme Songs ;w;
♡ .: Summer Mazzeh Solstice :. ♡
♦ .: Maize :. ♦
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Favourite Visual Artist
I don't have one... Yet...
Favourite Movies
College Road Trip, Megamind, and The Blind Side
Favourite TV Shows
Any Anime, I guess =^w^=
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Rihanna, Beyonce, Ellie Goulding, Whitney Houston, Sevyn Streeter, and Shakira~
Favourite Books
Warriors Series!
Favourite Writers
The Erin Hunters
Favourite Games
Okami, OkamiDen, Pokemon Black, Black 2, Heartgold, FireRed, Ruby, and Platinum, Viva Pinata TIP, Skylanders, and The Legend of Spyro Trilogy
Favourite Gaming Platform
Wii, Xbox360, and DSi
Tools of the Trade
My computer, a pencil, my art binder, and Corel Paintshop Pro X5
Other Interests
Writing, swimming, music, singing, and just hanging outside with my friends
Yeah so I was just wondering, if I made a new account, would anyone of you guys watch it/visit it??
I mean, this account's kinda a mess, new styles
~Everywhereplz (https://www.deviantart.com/everywhereplz)
If I got a new one I'd be WAY more organized ^^''
So, thoughts please? Maybe I'll keep this account to, as a second or backup one, but I dunno if I should try getting a brand new dA...
~Mazzeh
Holy fuck my summer's over already QAQ Mother of God it passed by wayyyy too quicky ;m; 
So tomorrow I go back to hell school... Ugh I am not looking forward to it =.=" I'll probably get loads of shitty homework and I might not have any classes with close friends so I'll be that quiet weirdo just sitting there fuck
The only exciting thing about school is free period where I actually CAN go see friends + eat lmao But school tho holy shit the people are such jackasses =.= Uggghhhhhh I don't like dealing with those kinds of peeeeoooppplleeee.......
Just ew no... So I'll be stuck going to bed early and focusing on school and just my fucki
What do you have:
[x] Mother
[x] Father
[ ] Step-Father
[ ] Step-Mother
[ ] Step Sister
[ ] Step Brother
[x] Brother
[ ] Brother In Law
[ ] Sister
[ ] Sister In Law
[ ] Half sister
[ ] Half brother
[ ] Nephew
[ ] Niece
[ ] Boyfriend/Girlfriend Pssshhhtt in my imagination hell yeah
[ ] Mobile phone
[/] Own bathroom Sorta, I just choose not to use it x'3
[x] Own room
[ ] Have a swimming pool
[ ] Have a hot tub
[x] Guest room
[x] Living Room
[x] Own Computer Yeee~ X'3
[ ] Own TV
[x] flat TV
[x] There is some big carpet at your house
Total so far: 9.5
[x] Full size/Queen bed.
[x] More than 8 pairs of shoes Majority of them are summe